Top 5 bancuri cu Chuck Norris

1. Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
2. Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
3. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
4. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
   
5. Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.